Yesterday, Kate Upton did Guess, today, Amber Heard. But I have mixed feelings when I look at these sexy new photos Amber did. On one hand she looks amazing. On the other, the cowboy in the pics is really interfering with my enjoyment.

I suppose part of it has to do with the fact that I now know that Amber is a lesbian so my mind wants to know why that guy is pawing her. That really should be a cowgirl climbing all over Amber, shouldn’t it? Heck, even if Amber wasn’t a lesbian that’d still be a better theme.



Of course, lesbian cowgirls pretty much make everything better in my book, so I might be biased.